X FACTOR UK TOP 12 RANT

I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE X FACTOR UK TOP 12. I'M A 50-50 FOR IT.

Yes, you've read the title. I'm definitely not happy about X Factor UK's top 12. The top 12 was decided today and i was kinda disappointed that some acts didn't make it through. And some retarded acts -cough- Rylan -cough- made it through. COME ON JUDGES. WHAT. THE. HELL. 

I wanna talk about my most liked category to my most hated category. 
Most liked? I guess it would probably be the over's. Ironically. Because two of my favourites made it through. And i had only 1 favourite from each of the other categories which is bloody disappointing. Two of my favourites from the over's are Melanie Masson and Carrolyn Poole. I'm really glad Carrolyn made it through this time since she didn't the last season. Her voice is just really seasoned and i really like the richness of her tone. Melanie Masson's voice is just OMG. That power and there's so much control in her high notes, it's just unbelievable. She's a powerhouse mama. Hah! One thing i didn't like about the over's is that CHRISTOPHER MALONEY WASN'T CHOSEN. WHUT?! I mean why the hell would you choose this Kyle Sones guy over Christopher? Gary most probably chose Kyle over Chris mainly because Chris's nerves just eats him up alive. Which i doubt will happy during the live shows. But oh well.. Although Chris is given a second chance to come back (if the public votes for him as the chosen wild card act) i still think Amy really deserves it. Amy Mottram that is. I will talk about her later. Well, i'm fairly ok with Gary's decisions. And his category is ironically the most liked one by me. I don't usually favour the over's, but this time, I HAVE TOO.

I'm torn in between the boy's and the girl's category for the second most liked category. Well, i have to go with the boys. Let's talk about what i like in the boy's category. Jahmene Douglas is GOLD. Yes, i strongly agree with Nicole's decision on putting Jahmene through. I applaud you Nicole for that. James Arthur is just weird. But he has a fantastic voice and if i were to compare him to the top 6 boys, i'd say that he has one of the best voices there besides Jahmene (who is clearly the best). I'm kinda on the fence for James, BUT. Yes, a strong BUT. WHAT THE FREAKIN' HELL IS RYLAN CLARK DOING IN THE TOP 3 GUYS. NICOLE! ARE YOU ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING?! I mean, she was definitely smoking crack and weed when she was choosing the boys. Nathan Gayle SHOULD HAVE made it through. What the hell Nicole.. Or it should be Jake Quickenden.. Meh, i think not. Jake didn't pull off a stunning performance yesterday so i guess it was right that he didn't make it. Before we take a look at Rylan, watch this video: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clIFaohm1DE&feature=g-user-u

I think the only reason why people dislike the video is because they put 3 of my favourites in one decision and make Nicole choose one. AND THEN SHE PUTS RYLAN THROUGH. No wonder people started hating on her since she eliminated Rachel Crow from season 1's X Factor US. Anyways, back to Rylan. Yes Rylan, that gay guy. He doesn't have the vocals, the judges think he's a performer even though he doesn't looks like one. He pretty much represents what today's music is all about. Just the performance and not the vocals. He has pretty decent vocals but even Jake Quickenden is way better than him. In fact, Jake's performance was so much better than Rylan's one. Bullshit Nicole. Bullshit. Makes me wonder.. does Nicole really want to win this? I guess not. People hate Rylan and she just doesn't know it. 

Onto my third category, the girls. Well, the girls aren't really strong now. I love love LOVE Ella Henderson. Tulisa really made the right decision for Ella. Her vocals were strong and she can sing basically ANYTHING. She has so much soul in her voice and i really can't wait to hear her sing during motown week if there even is such a week. She would definitely slay ballad week if there is also even one. Haha. Lucy Spraggan is just ok with me.. Like i know that Lucy has the ability to make any song her own. But she's making the songs her own in a bad way. Not the good way. She sang 'I Will Always Love You' for her judges house's performance and she flunked it. For me that is. She played the guitar and made it so happy. She made it seem as though I Will Always Love You is some old country happy folk song. NOT COOL LUCY! D:< You can never do your own little usual arrangements to this song! Ugh! I was so darn angry when i heard her sing it. She completely butchered the song. I can forsee that in the live shows, she's gonna go with her guitar all the way. Even in ballad week.. Imagine her changing a sad slow song into a happy go lucky song. No Lucy. No. Just like James, i'm also sitting on the fence for Lucy. I can't wait to see how she does on her first live show but then again, i'm not really looking forward to it. Leanne Robinson should have made it through instead of her. But obviously that wouldn't happen, for the ratings. If Lucy gets booted out even before the live shows, i cannot imagine what the public will do to Tulisa. That being said, Jade Ellis..... Jade Ellis making it through is complete bullshit. What. The hell Tulisa.. It should have been Amy Mottram and when she told Amy Mottram that she didn't make it, Tulisa started crying like what the hell. Seriously? It is so scripted. And about the wild card which i will talk about later, i think Tulisa already knew that it was going to happen. Omg, what the hell Tulisa. Jade Ellis... Really? Is that all you've got? Her vocals were so weak even Amy outshined her. I can't freakin' believe Jade got through over Amy. 

The groups were and will be the most disappointing category of the year. What the fuck Louie. Time Red and Duke not going through is a crime. Justice is not served. I mean, i couldn't speak when i found out that Union J and GMD3 got through over Time Red and Duke. I wanted to kill someone. Duke.. They are so talented. They are so unique and you don't hear what they do like everyday on the radio. They can beatbox, sing, dubstep and their vocals are bloody strong. I know that they are not teeny weeny bloops like 1D, but haven't we already have enough 1D wannabes? All over the country? GMD3's something like 1D. As long as they make a 12 year old girl's heart skip a beat, they are the new 1D's. What the freak right. All they can do is sing, and OH! Duke also plays the guitar. Now tell me how are they not freaking awesome. TELL ME HOW. Duke is so freaking unique. Time Red is way better. They are like GMD3 + Duke and they aren't teeny bloops but they're still hot as hell. Especially the two brothers from Time Red. LOL. Their harmonies are spot on, their judges house's performance was way better than GMD3. SO HOW THE HELL ARE THEY NOT THROUGH?! GMD3 is just... Ugh. I'm so angry with Louie for putting Union J through also. Union J's exactly GMD3. They just sing with harmonies and their vocals are not strong. At all. Just that they added an extra member in. STUPID OR WHAT. I feel like buying a shot gun and putting the a bullet through Louie's head. He cannot judge the groups. I repeat. He CANNOT. Judge. The. Groups. I like MK1 though. At least Louie made the right decision for MK1 to go through. But the other two spots should go to Time Red and Duke. Not GMD3 and Union J. I kinda like how Time Red is one of the wild card picks, but like i said, the public can only vote for one act out of the 4 acts. And like i said, i would love to have Amy Mottram go through. But then again, i would also love to have Time Red in too. Christopher, i'm so sorry :( Some of you might be wondering, what about the 4th wild card act from the boys? I don't really give a shit about Adam Burridge. And i doubt he'll get chosen. 

So my favourites out of the top 12 are Ella Henderson, Carrolyn Poole, Melanie Masson, MK1 and Jahmene Douglas. Only 5 favourites. Sad right? Christopher Maloney should have replaced Kyle Sones, Time Red and Duke should have sailed right through instead of GMD3 and Union J, Leanne Robinson and Amy Mottram should have gotten through instead of Jade Ellis and Lucy Spruggan. Nathan Gayle should definitely replace Rylan Clarke. Such what the hell decisions today. I hope the judges get their karma and realize that the acts that should have gotten through, should have gotten through. LOL. Louie, wake up. The groups are definitely not gonna win this year. Poor thing Louie.. Bleh.


 XOXO
Shaun